Seekers of the Truth, we near the zenith of the third turning of the Rudolphian Calendar. This Christmas, the Temple of Fletcher will be opening its doors to all aspirants and returning conspirators.
You will be initiated into the Cult of Sinterclaus. Through ritual sacrifice of libations and herb, your third eyes shall be unlocked to the revelation of friendship and merrymaking.
The details are as follows:
Tin foil hats and temple garb shall be provided for each of you. Please bring beverages and/or herb to sacrifice.
Your illustrious hosts wait your reply.